
When you do your own thing, it can be hard to get a real vacation in.
But sometimes you have to leave your laptop at home, turn your phone off and zone out for a couple days. Believe me, everything can wait until Monday. Here are some other pointers:

Leave the state. Bring your boys with you. Grab a top floor suite - no one stays in regular sized hotel rooms anymore.


If you know what you're doing (as lucky as a motherf#cker) the trip should pay for itself.

Leave the casino once in awhile - if only for a brief time. Bring enough guys for 5-on-5 (plus subs and don't forget to stretch, we're not 18 anymore).


Forget a bunch of cabs, get the stretch Hummer.

If successful you'll come home with a bunch of photos that are either incriminating, unbloggable or barely discernible.